One Bite from Cherie

A satire, or is it a parody ?
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Those rift-healing, wholesome astrological rays of the autumn equinox must have been working overtime on Monday as the Prime Monster's wife Cherie Booth QC finally buried the hatchet in public.......in Chancellor Gordon Brown's skull at the Labour Party Conference in Manchester.

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As the Chancellor's oleaginous tributes to Blair's humanity, prescience and generosity of spirit hit the high notes with a totally unbegrudged grovelling "thank you" for the priviledge and honour of their close working relationship, Cherie's outburst rang clear as the official alarm bell on The Titanic in an expletive straight from cockney slang rhyming with 'rollocks'.

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The unprecedented gesture sent shockwaves of thunderous applause throughout the convention hall, bars and annex rooms as Mrs Blair majestically wove her way outside, only pausing to pose for the waiting cameras gathered outside the auditorium.

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Later, in the privacy of the Oswald Moseley Memorial Suite at the Hellfire Club Hotel that the Prime Monster and his wife are sharing for the conference's duration, Mrs Blair denied she had been in a mischevious mood or had made any such personal attack on the couple's next door neighbour in Downing Street.

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Mrs Blair rounded sharply on critics who questioned her judgement and timing of the alleged remarks by reminding her adoring entourage that there's only ever been one boss of this government, oh yes indeed. "Make no mistake: I run the show in the UK and Europe and have the Riggs Bank accounts to prove she thundered.

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Meanwhile, yesterday's keynote speech by the Prime Monster himself was watched avidly by senior officers of the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Corruption Unit who are investigating bagman Lord Levy and the Blairs top accomplices at Merlin Bioscams and Sainsbury's Supermarkets, in the bungs-for-peerages scam.
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As one seasoned confrence goer chirpped: ''it can only get better''.